

Watch the new Red Band #Hellboy trailer now. Check out the latest trailer for Hellboy below. However, the loveable anti-hero is headed back to the big screen played by Stranger Things star David Harbour in this April’s Hellboy. The reboot, from director Neil Marshall, is aiming for a hard-R rating as opposed to the PG-13 ratings carried by the previous two films. Ultimately as soon as you have a movie where a big red sweary monster-man is riding a dragon he’s chained himself to across a river of lava while holding a flaming torch, we’re there.‘Hellboy’ Creator Reveals New Poster Featuring David Harbour’s Demonic Hero Overall it looks big and fun and silly, even if it seems tonally a bit all over the shop, and there’s a hell of a cast, and a few months to tidy those effects up (some re-exporting definitely needs to take place – try sliding the ‘quality’ slider up and the ‘sucks’ slider down, it might result in a bigger file size but someone might have a USB stick you can borrow). It might involve rewriting Jovovich’s line, but that’s how things work. “We do, but it’s not gonna work, you know, cos I’m a Capricorn and you’re fucking nuts.” You could definitely shave a few off the beginning.

There are too many words in his gag at the end.

Like, wouldn’t it be fun if we could have a film with skyscraper-sized monsters fucking up London that wasn’t based on an existing property? Ron Perlman’s Hellboy casts a big shadow, doesn’t he? David Harbour seems to be doing all he can to make the role his own, and they’ve changed the shape of the character’s face and stuff, but it feels a bit pastichey. In a post-Thanos world, is dissolving a bit, er, done?

Let’s all play loads of video games this afternoon. And Bloody Roar when the guy from Lost turns into a leopard. There’s a bit of a Shadow Of The Collossus feel to it when he’s whacking that big bastard with a sword and all.
